RECIPE...

So the other night Danica called me to get a HOT FUDGE RECIPE. This is how the conversation went:
T: Hello there Nica.
D: Hi, do you have the hot fudge recipe?
T: Oh you know I do.
Silence....
T: Oh, do you want me to get it for you?
D: Um, hello? YES.
T: Oh well geez...hold on.
T: (grunting as I climb on top of the stove to reach the recipe box) F....not in the "F's". hmmm....well where in the heck would it be? WHO ORGANIZED THIS THING?
D: (laughing)
T: Oh it's under "H"...who in the hell-fire put it there? Are you ready for it?
D: Yep.
T: HOT FUD-GY res-i-p-i?
D: Recipe.
T: Oh yes, recipe. Ok, put in-gred...ingre-di-ents in pot:
1 cub-ey but...but-t-er.
3 TBSP (sounded out like t-b-s-p) co-co-a.
1 sm can e-vap...evap-or-ate-d
D: ARE YOU SERIOUS???
T: (clearing my throat) Mmmmhemmm...1 sm can evapor-ated mi-lk. (laughing) and 1 TB-SP fl-o-ur, flour? DID YOU GET THAT?
D: Yes (as she rolls her eyes...I couldn't see her, but I know she did). You are so dumb.
T: Melt to-get-her and bring to boy-ill?
D: BOIL??!!
T: Ah yes, boil. You better stir it though...you don't want it to stick to the bottom of the pan and burn.
D: Oh well thank you.
T: Oh you're welcome and THANK YOU for the invite...

You all may not get a kick out of it...BUT I sure did.