My wife the canadian i mean comedian!!!

Taralee sent this to only a few people and i got a kick out of it (prolly cause she quoted a few movies) and i bet you laugh too. she is super hilarious. yes tiff she should be a writer.

1. Do you like blue cheese salad dressing? oh heck NO, YUCKY. (gag me)
2. Have you ever smoked pot? NO- I don't think metal would smoke very well. I guess I have once when my brother was welding a new pot for my mom and I was near by
3. Do you own a gun? Yes, when I got married I inherited like 6 of them...what's mine is yours.
4. What's your favorite drink at Starbucks? Orange Mocha Latte-frio. (or something like that.)
5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments? Oh yep, I get really nervous and I put my hands in my arm-pits and then I smell them. ha ha. j/k. No, I don't get too nervous.
6. What do you think of hot dogs? Oh I love them. I think I ate like 15 of them one time when I lived in Vernon...I instantly regreted it though. I should enter a hot dog eating contest. I could wipp that little Chinese dude.
7. Favorite Christmas song? Hey, what's that one song when Grandma got ran over by a Reindeer? ha. And I like "Where are you Christmas" by Faith Hill.
8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning? Cereal Milk...you know...after it is all sweet and flavorful.
9. Can you do push-ups? Oh I can do like a million. (eh-hem...not really.)
10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry? Oh my wedding ring FA SHO! And does a hair tie count as jewelery? Cause I don't leave home without it.
11. Favorite hobby? Anything outdoors. I love to go spelunking...cave exploring for those of you who aren't as smart as me.
12. Do you have A.D.D.? Actually no...I'm a C cup...I WISH though!
13. What's one trait that you hate about yourself? I'm not a hater. I'm a lover.
14. Middle name? Reidhead...or as my hubby says, "Retard-head"
15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment? I think that drink I just took had cafenine in it...I'm wired. I hope it rains today...and I can jump in puddles with Brody. And I need to go back to school...cause this job sucks.
16. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink? water, Crystal Light (the FOCUS kind..yummy, yummy) and water.
17. Current worry right now? That I have to go to the bathroom and I have like 27 questions left. Oh my, my.
18. Current hate right now? I'm not a hater. I'm a LOVER...I already said that....HELLOooooo!
19. Favorite place to be? With my family or Trace's family...they are both my favorite. Both are good. If not my family, then Trace's family....both are my favorites.
20. How did you bring in the New Years? At the Rockin Stephens party! At their house...makin out with my hubby!
21. Like to go where? Oh boy, so many places in this world. Alaska, Figi, Africa safari, New York...or somewhere on the east coast. Australia would be awesome and Brazil...I want to explore the jungle and maybe even go spelunking.
22. Name three people who will complete this? Your mom.
23. Do you own slippers? Oh heaven's yes. But I need some new ones. The furr is falling off of mine.
24. What color shirt are you wearing? BLACK.
25. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets? Never tried it before. I would guess yes though...if I shaved my legs every single night.
26. Can you whistle? Um, depends on the day...usually no.
27. Favorite color? Green, Purple, and Red. I love ALL colors. I really like Yellow too.28. Would you be a pirate? Yes, but instead of stealing I would spread love and flowers to everyone! ha ha.
29. What songs do you sing in the shower? Anything that I heard that day. Just to let you know, I have AN AMAZING shower voice.
30. What is your favorite girl's name? Taralee...duh. It's amazing...everyone should name their little girl that. I actually won't disclose that information cause I don't want it to get stolen.
31. Favorite boy's name? As of right now, BRODY!
32. What's in your pocket right now? Don't have pockets. I'm wearing a skirt. My purse has a pocket though and it has like 4 things of chapstick.
32. Last thing that made you laugh? Trace walking/running like an old man. He cracks me up.
33. Best bed sheets as a child? I would have to say Mickey Mouse flying in an air balloon.
34. Worst injury you've ever had? My dad pert near cut my finger off while trying to sheer my lamb for the fair. It was horrible. Oh and one time I wrecked going down hill on my bike and flipped over the handle bars and scrapped my face and stomach and arms. It didn't look very graceful.
35. Do you love where you live? I like where I live...I'm learning to love Pootah. I't's a love/hate relationship.
36. How many TVs do you have in your house? 1 and it's enough.
37. Who is your loudest friend? Oh boy. I would have to say my MOM. She laughs SO loud.
38. How many pets do you have? 1 dog, it's in AZ though. I'm deathly allergic to it.
39. Does someone have a crush on you? Oh you know it. Trace does. He'll always have a crush on me...at least I hope so.
40. What is your favorite book? Hm, I love the Hungry Catepillar book. It's SO fun. And I love Green Eggs and Ham. I'm very advanced in my reading.
41. What is your favorite candy? Candy corn, candy canes, and SYRUP!!
42. Favorite Sports Team? The freakin PHOENIX SUNS...I will never give up on them.
43. What were you doing 12 AM last night? That's kind of an oxi-moron. 12 "am" "LAST NIGHT" doesn't really make sense huh? Anyway, I was laying in bed talking to Trace.
44. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up? I'm HUNGRY.

Alright that's all for now! Enjoy! Hope you all had a good day. Can you tell I'm bored?

Love to all...I'm off to the bathroom,

Taralee