Monday, September 1, 2008

Man vs. Woman

This is for Jesica. I actually filled this out a LONG time ago. Then I had Trace fill in his answers. Enjoy.

You or your man?

1. Who eats more?
Tara: When it comes to ice cream- I definatly got him beat. But he can usually throw the food down pretty easily!
Trace: Taralee forces me to eat she says no leftovers except when we get ice cream then she eats it all before i can get a spoon. she looks like brody after eating two oreo cookies.

2. Who said "I love you" first?
Tara: He tricked me into saying it first...but he said it right after. He wanted to say it to me since the first day he met me! ha ha. just kiddin.
Trace: Taralee was all over me from the beginning i had no chance of getting it out first.

3. Who weighs more?

Tara: Oh boy, I'm not gonna lie. When I was prego we were DANG close. But now I am pretty sure he does, but if he were to try on my pants...they would probably fit quite nicely.

Trace: i weigh in at 165 lbs and she is considerably a lot skinnier than that so there you have it.

4. Who sings better?

Tara: I must admit...I am a Celine Dion mimick. My voice is JUST like hers...no, maybe ever better! ALRIGHT..that's a lie, but I think Trace's voice is MUCH better than mine.

Trace: prolly tara. she can flat out hold a note like a b flat or maybe a g for at least 4 seconds.

5. Who's Older?
Tara: Him, but I am wiser.
Trace: oh most likely me. but she looks and acts a lot older, she actually acts her age... most of the time.

6. Who's smarter?
Tara: Well, that is a toss up. He is smart...yep, a smart-a$%! Just kiddin, he is very smart. But I have had my fair share of A's!
Trace: i's iz alots smatter dan herz. bye phar.

Different Ways

1. Who's temper is worse?
Tara: Ha ha. Our poor kids. We both have pretty bad tempers. I've just learned how to control mine. Trace just gets terrets when he gets mad or frustrated. It doesn't happen very often, but when it does...STAND CLEAR.
Trace: oh mine of course. have you ever seen me when the suns have just blown a 25 point lead in the fourth quarter in the playoffs. nuff said.

2. Who does the laundry?
Tara: Me. Trace helps out when he has time.
Trace: i try not to launder. i believe it is illegal in our country.

3. Who does the dishes?
Tara: The dishwasher and me.
Trace: i'm pretty sure just the dish washer and when that gets to full we use the wash machine.

4. Who sleeps on the right side of the bed?
Tara: I do most of the time. Trace moves around so much in his sleep.
Trace: i usually end up lying diagonally or head facing opposite direction. if you dont believe me just ask banning.

5. Who mows the lawn?
Tara: The Provo Parks and Rec guy every Monday morning at 7 AM.
Trace: i believe his name is paulo or rico or juan or miguel or john.

6. Who pays the bills?
Tara: We share this task. I'm incharge of some and he takes care of a few too.
Trace: ya

7. Who cooks dinner?
Tara: Trace loves to cook, but he doesn't have much time to. He helps me when he can. So, for now, I do most of the cooking.
Trace: ummm is making p b and j consideered cooking? if not...then me.
Tara: Good one Trace...

8. Who drives when you are together?
Tara: Trace thinks I'm a scary driver...which is completely false. Anyway, he drives most of the time.
Trace: i sleep better when i drive.

10. Who's the most stubborn?
Tara: It's a tie...Trace thinks I am. Once I set my mind on something, I hardly ever give up. But, Trace is pretty darn stubborn too.
Trace: taralee, stubborn? shes totally got me beat. i'm always chillaxin and super easy goin.

11. Who is the first one to admit when they're wrong?
Tara: Me, cause Trace is NEVER wrong! ha ha.
Trace: i dont need to admit i'm wrong. but i do like to point out when tara is wrong.

12. Who's parents do you see more?
Tara: I would have to say his, because they get to come up to Utah more often. We will get to see them more now that it is BYU football season.
Trace: we see mine parents quite a bit during the fall and what not.

13. Who kissed who first?
Tara: Hmm, Trace kissed me...but I arranged the opportunity!
Trace: once again tara was all over me from the beginning i had no chance.

14. Who asked who out?
Tara: He asked me out...like 5 times. Then I finally said yes.
Trace: PERSISTANCE PERSISTANCE PERSISTANCE

15. What did you do?
Tara: We went Bowling. I whoop him! Then we went to Sonic. And then we went bunny bashing out at the farm.
Trace: well we were going to go to game six of the suns versus the spurs but the rabbit was shut down.

16. Who has more friends?
Tara: We have the same friends now, but in High School he was supposidely kind of mean. So, I probably had more friends back in the day. (Who knows though?)
Trace: tara most definately

17. Who has more siblings?
Tara: Oh, Trace for sure. 7 brothers and 4 sisters. Way to go Lon and Toni! ha ha. I love his big and crazy family. They are all amazing.
Trace: i think i have one or two more. "i had so many drinks i can't remember"

18. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Tara: Maybe we take turns wearing the pants...if that even possible?
Trace: thats a mind game i play with taralee so i won't disclose the truth

6 comments:

Tatiana said...

hahahahahaha funny thing is, I can see this conversation going on as if I was there and I can see Trace's facial expression and the parts when you laugh! I love you guys. We miss you so much. When you coming back to AZ?

Anonymous said...

you guys are hillarious! I bet you have so much fun together!

Jaime Stephens said...

You guys are hillarious thanks for the laughs...

Tatiana said...

P.S. Did you guys get a new member of the family? Who is that bald guy with a mustache inbetween you and Trace?? What a looker.

Andrea said...

Haha!! That was hilarious! Are you guys just contantly battling eachother over who's the funniest!? Seriously. I don't think I would be able to handle my spouse challenging my great sense of humor! He sounds very cool! Good choice! :)

Addie Gaylord said...

ok, that was pretty funny. but i have to admit that i if i remember correctly tara is kind of a crazy driver. it's ok Tara so am I.