Wednesday, March 23, 2011

double dog dare me...

So once upon a time in my life a long long LONG time ago....I was a dare devil.

Dare me to jump off a 50' cliff....done.
Dare me to climb a really high cell phone tower...done.
Dare me to drive really fast....done. (mom & dad read this blog, therefore I can't state how fast REALLY fast is!)
Dare me to jump into a pool filled with icy water...done.
Dare me to a game of chess...done.
Dare me to rollerblade while holding on to a rope which is attached to the back of a truck...done.
Dare me to play baseball in WalMart...done.
Dare me to dress up like Richard Simmons...done.

Fast forward a few years, a husband, and two kids later and I've been a sad case of a sissy-nin-com-poop-pants.

I'm talkin...
Ten and two.
Speed limit.
Safety goggles.
Full piece swimming suit.
Afraid of heights.
Rollerblades donated to DI (along with Richard Simmons headband and shorty-shorts).

A real, genuine sissy pants.

Anywho, someone may or may not have DOUBLE dog dared me to blog once a week.
All I can say is YOU'RE ON, AMIGO!

(and yes, I feel like I'm a rebel without a cause.)

3 comments:

Tamra and Jim said...

I'm glad someone double dog dared you. Looking forward to it and I'm glad you are now a sissy pants. Thank goodness you are alive to tell about it.

Aunt Tiff said...

I SOOOO feel the same way. I used to not be afraid to try anything at least once, and now you can't talk me into doing anything!! I'm proud to be a sissy with ya:)

ps...Im looking forward to you blogging cause I love your blog!!

The Baum Squad said...

That is a dangerous thing...good luck to you! Your baby is so cute. She looks just like a Reidhead, ya? How's hicktown? It grows on you right?