Saturday, October 18, 2008

Sister Porter reports.

Wow! What a past week. Between school, company, work, Brindi going into the MTC, getting our basement back together, and LIFE I've been pretty darn busy! We had such a fun time with Mom and Pops Porter. They are fun to have around. We did a lot of last minute shopping for Brindi. We went and watched "FOREVER STONG"....LOVED it. Enjoyed the breakfast run to The Great Harvest (aka...the best bread in the world). I also played Poppa Lon in a game of raquetball...in which I got my butt kicked. He switched to left hand eventually- to give me a chance! (Note to self: practice so that next time he comes up I won't embarrass myself.) I even hit him 3 times with the ball...and he didn't back down. Here he is playing with Brody. Saying goodbye to Sister Brindi Porter. We will most definatley miss her.
Ok. So in the mall...Brindi and I were getting SICK of shopping so we decided to rap. I think it went something like this: (just so you know...I was the one bustin out the "yo, yo, yo's" and "Oh ya's" and "WHAT's".
Yo Yo Yo. My name is Brindi
You got that? I say, I say, I'm not trendy. Oh ya.
You see that fur coat?
Yo, I think it looks like a goat. Ohhhhhhh.
(then me Beat-boxin in the background)
Shopping fo' hats, boots, shoes, skirts, shirts...
Yo I think I'd rather eat dirt. WHHHHAT?
What you lookin' at me fo'...
Yep, that's right- you're a silly HO!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
(we said that because girls in the store were looking at us like we were retarded.)
Anyway- I will truely miss her for the next 18 months. She rocks.
Brody will also give you kisses if you ask him to (most of the time)...completed with the "lip-smacking" sound. It is awesome. Except sometimes I have to beg. He's not "easy" ladies! :)Well, I'm pretty sure that is all for now...plus I'm off of work in 10...nope, make that 9 minutes...so I gotta run. Love to all!
PS. I'm thinking that I just might be the first white rapper chick. Maybe I'll sign a label this week.

4 comments:

Taralee said...

trace said...

tara its forever strong not stong and i think that one chick that sings "this is bananas, b-a-n-a-n-a-s" shes the first white rapper. duh

Addie Gaylord said...

hey T-dog,
yo fashizzle, whats new in your neighborhood? wanted to tell ya my sista' that you make one sweet white rappa', white cracka', and one sweet face of provo. make a city proud! roll out!

A-town

ok, if i could talk like this all the time i would. good thing you don't live by me or we would be the cracker sisters.

Jaime Stephens said...

You are funny I think you beat the banana rapper your the 1st white girl in my book.... Goodbye Brindi sad sad she looks so happy though...

Tamra said...

I need to hear you doing that rap in person. And you are getting way skinny. You better start eating! and last by not least, i need one of those kisses from brody.